make me choose | anonymous asked Benslie or Calzona


I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.


one day we’ll reveal the truth
that one will die before he gets there

"I am constantly torn between wanting to improve myself and wanting to destroy myself."